I dunno, maybe 50. What's the question again? Oh, how many troops would be necessary to secure Iraq? Shit, you're asking the wrong cat. I ain't good with numbers.
Friday, September 30, 2005
What?
I dunno, maybe 50. What's the question again? Oh, how many troops would be necessary to secure Iraq? Shit, you're asking the wrong cat. I ain't good with numbers.
Kompassionate Konservative Kracka
William Bennett - the Henry Ford of the Pro-Choice movement.
"You can abort any color of baby you want, as long as they're black".
Thursday, September 29, 2005
blairthon
It has big fangs like this with the biting and thhssssp. We musn’t risk another frontal assault, that rabbit’s dynamite.
bloody good idea
Hmmmm, maybe I should tell Bush I have weapons of mass destruction so he’ll invade me. Right-eee-ooo, that’s what I’ll do.
anthrax and stuff
Hey, remember when Powell was at the UN holding up his little bottle of anthrax and he was all like, saddam has weapons of mass destruction and shit like that. And then we invaded ‘em… that was funny.
busted
That’s right, you know the drill, up against the corn feeder and assume the position, I’ll be with you in a minute. Keep your hooves where I can see them while I radio dispatch to hunt down your buddy. Stupid graffiti goats.
prize winner
The Wheeler family was more than ecstatic to learn that their prize-winning Indian Prime Minister took home the coveted Harvest Sun ribbon at this year’s Cricketville Spring Festival in Cricketville, Arkansas.
hole improvement
Let me tell you my vision here. I’d like to clear out all of this rubble and then start off in the corner over there with a hot tub…wrap a deck around the back leading up to a porch with automatic retractable doors and a trellis with christmas lights hanging from it. Preferably the christmas lights made with the little Bud Lite cans.
animal planet
Ka-Caw, ka-caw…the mating rituals of the Indian 6-foot red fan rooster are caught here in this photo. Notice the attraction he is garnering from two rare Pakistani single feather blue suits.
An Officer and a Humanitarian
In his bid to decrease world hunger among Japan’s successful business population, Hollywood powerhouse Richard Gere has introduced his own line of genetically altered food products.
“Gere-Nuggets” hit the shelves in early January and are available in most Asian markets.
where's dad?
Yes, I know I said I would be there for his birthday party but something came up at work. Quit exaggerating, something does not come up all of the time.
Listen, I thought I could put Mohammad in charge but it is way over his head. Just bear with me, I could make partner here. What do you mean he’s crying? He’s like 10, he shouldn’t be crying. Put him on the phone.
Look, Tiger, Daddy has to work. I’m on a very important business trip. Tell you what, I’ll bring you a special present, okay buddy. Now, go have fun at your birthday party.
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