bendover red rove-r

"K-Dogg, get used to this position...thank you sir, may I have another."

Confused

Hey Tom, it's a mug shot not a yearbook photo. Looks like you can't wait for some of that hot prison sex.

Reality Check

Toral, the latest moron to be dumped by Trump was quoted as saying "I have clients who respect me and wouldn't have much confidence in someone who dressed up in a doggie costume." A bold move on her part to salvage her two remaining clients who had failed to lose respect for her for being on the show in the first place.

Awkward Moment

After hosting a scripted and staged conversation with troops in Iraq, Bush was thrown for a loop when Capt. Mike went with his gut and yelled out, I love you, Mr. President.
"Thank you very much for everything," he gushed. "I...like...you."

shecky bush

HEY - Shut the fuck up!

I don't care if you've heard this joke already.....It's new to me.

Happy Meal

Yes, of course. Except for fur burgers. Fur burgers are okay.

Exhibit A

Ladies and Gentlemen, I will prove to you that Bush has a long, negative history of being unable to pull out. I present Exhibit A.

It Really is Who You Know

Take that janitor over there for example, he's on one of those second chance programs. Given his rap sheet I'd say he knows more about the law than you do. But he hasn't been banging the president on the side. Man, I love Washington.

Sad News

Sir, 3 Brazilian soldiers died in Iraq today.

Holy crap, Rummy. Wait, how many is a brazilian, again?

MC VP

I agree with Rummy. Without the Bling the cane makes you look like a cripple, playa.

old dog

Just because the storm has passed we mustn't forget of all the residual risks out there...

Sir, when was the last time your daughter had a breast exam?

Foreign Aid

So, I go back 2 blocks and the U.S. Embassy is on the left. Cleric Sadr's handwriting is so sloppy, like, how you say, chicken scratch. One more thing, can you read this word? I can't tell if it is 'detonate' or 'debutant.'

Invitation

C'mon, Condi. Let's go back to my place for a Coke. What do you say?

We Card Because We Care

Look, I'm not saying you're not who you say you are. I just need a second form of I.D. You look a little young to be buying cigarettes.

closed door meeting

Hello, Rita? Yeh, it’s Top Dog. I think I’m gonna need some wet-naps pronto.

General Ahole

Well, of course two-dollar whores don’t sweat in church, they don’t go to church. It’s just an expression used to illustrate how hot it is in Iraq, you dipshit. Who’s the stupid hillbilly now, Wolf?